Oh hell yeah it worked.
Christina Bonnington @redgirlsays
I tried to comment on one of my own posts but it got flagged for review because I used the word "butthole."
— Christina Bonnington (@redgirlsays) October 30, 2014
Christina is the co-host of the greatest thing to ever happen to the Internet, the Gingercast. With her 15.1k followers… wait… She has over 15,000 followers and I only got 7,000? Come on! I’m half of the Gingercast, I should at least have 10,000 followers.
Hey Christina! Retweet me some more, I need the followers.
Gingers4Lyfe!
Tim Carmody @tcarmody
https://twitter.com/tcarmody/status/529676405852737536
Hey Tim, I stole your idea. Don’t tell Business Insider. I don’t want them stealing my idea that I stole from you.
Steve Kovach @stevekovach
https://twitter.com/stevekovach/status/530484421808631809
Steve lived in San Francisco for like a week and complained the whole time that no one hugged him enough. If you see Steve in New York, hug him with all your heart.
Kyle Russell @kylebrussell
https://twitter.com/kylebrussell/status/529692314621710336
Kyle is one of those millenials you idiots keep writing generalizations about. Millenials love tweeting articles about themselves. This shit is gonna go viral now.
Because millenials.
Ed Zitron @edzitron
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/437835203868758016
Ed does PR so you know this article is gonna go viral. He’s gonna follow up with you to make sure you got his email about this article. You’re gonna be like, “Oh man, I missed that email. Tell me more about this awesome article.”
Marketing! Brands! Follow Ups!
Susie Cagle @susie_c
#brands #engagement pic.twitter.com/UJZAIekmd7
— Susie Cagle (@susie_c) October 12, 2014
Susie fears/hates brands, kale tacos and shitty public policy. I hope I screw up bad enough one day to have her draw a hilarious picture of me doing some dumb shit. (Click on that art, it’s a GIF yo!)
Ken Yeung @thekenyeung
https://twitter.com/thekenyeung/status/530899134400589825
Ken used to do journalism. Now, I’m not sure what he does. Ken used to do my job at TNW. Someone once introduced me as Ken 2.0 right in front of Ken. That shit was messed up. Seriously Ken, what do you do?
Florence Ion @Ohthatflo
https://twitter.com/Ohthatflo/status/529795195517140992
She’s a tech journalist and her last name is Ion. How fucking cool is that? Yeah, you’re jelly. You could probably change your name to Ion. I think it’s like a few hundred bucks. Flo loves 90210.
Susie Ochs @sfsooz
Lark told me “Good job moving after being sedentary for an hour!” I WAS ON THE BUS, WHAT, I SHOULD DO JUMPING JACKS?!
— Susie Ochs (@sfsooz) November 5, 2014
Susie once video taped me eating Marmite. So yeah, we’ve been through some heavy shit together. Also took photos of each other wearing a bear head. We are bonded for life!
Burrito Justice @burritojustice
oh really grandma you didn’t need to get that FROZEN KARAOKE MACHINE
— Burrito Justice (@burritojustice) November 8, 2014
Burrito has been protecting San Francisco from whack burritos since 1843. Recognize!
Is that 10 people on this page? Close enough. PAGE BREAK = $$$$!