Twitter is full of shitty accounts. Most of those accounts have an egg as an avi because eggs end up being birds and a twitter is the sound a bird makes. Oh, look how clever you are shitty Twitter accounts. (Editors Note: I’ve been informed that all new accounts have egg avis. Whatever, get your shit together and upload a picture… Read more →
Who’s got a ream of paper and a tall building?
What did the shrimp say to the octopus?
It really brings the whole stadium together.
Heroes in a half… uh oh.