Nicole Lee @nicole
https://twitter.com/nicole/status/530355947303337984
I watched Nicole make nachos while eating tacos. She’s a super genius. So she’s smart enough to know that tweeting this article is good for her career and brand.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF
https://twitter.com/GlennF/status/531096128855756800
Little known fact: Glenn was tweeting before Twitter was even launched. That’s how much he tweets. Rumor has it that Glen is actually three people all working towards a goal to tweet everything. He’ll have to tweet this article like seven times for you to notice. Maybe eight.
Sarah Lane @sarahlane
I have to say, just holding your hand on the horn without any sort of rhythm is a bit lazy, do Drake
— Sarah Lane (@sarahlane) October 30, 2014
Sarah is on the Internet TV. Pretty sure she knows the words to Convoy. That’s good enough.
Veronica Belmont @Veronica
Listen, guy talking during a live performance that we both paid good money for: I don't want to yell at you either. But someone has to.
— veronica belmont (@Veronica) October 28, 2014
Holy fuck! Veronica has 1.7 million followers. I really should have put her higher up on this list. Yup, totally should have done that.
Carrie Brownstein @Carrie_Rachel
https://twitter.com/Carrie_Rachel/status/526043960230178819
Because Sleater-Kinney is getting back together, that’s why.
Seamus Bellamy @SeamusBellamy
A Silkroad, but only for smuggling burritos made in San Fransisco into Canada.
— Séamus Bellamy (@SeamusBellamy) November 7, 2014
Seamus is one of only four people in Canada that tweets. I’m hoping he can get the moose and grizzly that live next door to join Twitter.
Kara Swisher @karaswisher
This cool wrap bracelet goes with the fringe pic.twitter.com/q9usYsmuEG
— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) October 19, 2014
Actually, I doubt Kara will ever see this and there’s no way she’ll tweet this. Or will she? Nah she won’t. I’d delete this entry, but I already embedded the tweet and made the text up there bold and…
Alexis C. Madrigal @alexismadrigal
https://twitter.com/alexismadrigal/status/530741461755514880
Alexis is writing words and appearing on TV just for millenials. Those young kids are a viral marketing gold mine (see earlier entry of millenial writer person). BRING ME YOUR YOUNG PERSON MONEY CLICKS!
Oh man, it’s getting late. I’m kind of hungry. I should go get pizza. Yeah, pizza sounds real good right about now.
VICE @VICE
Brony King M.A. Larson Wrote a Novel About 'Pink Princess Culture'http://t.co/w7IBxrtBRA pic.twitter.com/hi7ialxKUI
— VICE (@VICE) November 8, 2014
Why not? They tweet lots of crazy shit.
Well there you go, the top 100-ish people on Twitter to follow that will totally tweet about this article.
You can follow me too. Or not. I really don’t care.