Alex Washburn @alextweeting

https://twitter.com/alextweeting/status/528557218988179456

Alex rode her motorcycle to the end of South America. Pretty sure she did a wheelie the entire way. Apparently she also takes photos.

Dear god this is taking forever.

Owen Williams @ow

https://twitter.com/ow/status/530553316712128513

Owen lives in New Zealand. I’m not there’s much value in having him on this list. Maybe he lives near Peter Jackson and that guy will retweet Owen’s tweet.

Owen Thomas @owenthomas

There is no truth to the rumor that Uber is stealing its kittens from Lyft drivers. #uberkittens

— Owen Thomas (@owenthomas) October 29, 2014

If I put two guys named Owen right after one another I’ll get some sweet Owen SEO and all the Owens will tweet this article. I’m a SEO Ninja. Oh, this Owen has a dog that’s pretty fetch.

Sam Biddle @samfbiddle

https://twitter.com/samfbiddle/status/528311372489445376

Sam used to work at Pando Daily then he got in a fight with Josh Topolsky over an Uber expense report and now he’s traveling the planet spreading the gospel of weird grins.

If I just add random page breaks no one will realize I’m adding fewer than 10 people to a page.